Five rules for men to follow for a happy life

1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh
3. It's important to have a woman you can trust and who doesn't lie to you
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes to be with you
5. It's very very important that these four women do not know each other

Sincerely,
Tiger Woods

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